Painkillers: Who Becomes An Addict And Why?
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Anyone know the six most frightening words in
the world ??? "The Dentist will see you now."
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Waiter,
there is a fly in my soup !
Yes
sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch doctor
!
BryantBlanfordjx
Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds
from improving schools to improving jails?
A: Because when his
term is through, he won't be going to school.
LabanGraysonhW
Doctor, Doctor I keep
getting
pains in the eye when I drink coffee
Have you tried taking the spoon
out?
CaroloRockwellJy
Soldier Ivanov was ordered to peel a
barrel of potatos.
- In this day and age, the army should have a
machine to peel potatos,
complains Ivanov.
- Absolutely,
answered the sergeant. And you are its latest
model.
EverleighShishieshHo
Q: What's the difference between Bill
Clinton and a container of yogurt?
A: Yogurt has culture.
OllieCissOF
What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy
goat?
A crashing bore.
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A customer called to say he couldn't get his
computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the
technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by
holding it in front of the screen and pressing the "send" key.
ForgaelCornallkf
Did you hear about the two
podiatrists who
opened their offices on the same street?
They were arch
enemies.
ChikaeSkahOA
A doctor and a nurse were
called
to the scene of an accident.
Doctor: We need to get these people
to a hospital now!
Nurse: What is it?
Doctor: It's a big
building with a lot of doctors, but that's not
important now!
SigiwaldJaefh